Week 12 Diaper Pail

Written by Robert Andruskiewicz in 2018 on Thu 29 November 2018.

For some reason, it looks like everyone decided to quit on their final columns. Everyone quits for their own reasons: shame, exhaustion, lack of enthusiasm, among just a few. But this season, we saw one man rise among defeat to keep trying, Meek. A still broken man, Meek would not …

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Week 11 Diaper Pail

Written by Robert Andruskiewicz in 2018 on Wed 21 November 2018.

There are many days we look forward to life because of the joy that can bring. For instance, weddings, parties, holidays and all sorts of other festivities give us a chance to be around people we care about and bring about cherished memories. We often don't know how these events …

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Week 11 Recap

Written by Brian Stockman in 2018 on Wed 21 November 2018.

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Thanksgiving is a holiday that celebrates just how savage people can be. The first Thanksgiving took place almost 400 years ago in the area that's now called Massachusettes. The Piglrims, the first European settlers we're aware of in the area, had been having a rough winter. Cold weather …

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Week 12 Preview

Written by Jeffrey Dugan in 2018 on Wed 21 November 2018.

Thanks giving is here and that means there only two weeks of the regular season left for us fantasy dreamers out there. The top three teams in Isaac, Brian and Robert are all but playoff bound but after that its just a mess with three teams at 6 - 5 and …

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Week 11 Preview

Written by Jeffrey Dugan in 2018 on Thu 15 November 2018.

Fuck sake this computer is slow. I litterly just sat here waiting 5 mins for this Microsoft word to open up. Any how ITS WEEK 11 and as in brains recap he wrote about numbers I know nothing bout number I failed math in college litterly every time I took …

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Week 10 Recap

Written by Brian Stockman in 2018 on Wed 14 November 2018.

Magic Numbers

There are a few magic numbers that describe how our universe works. These numbers are constant, never changing, and they show up in repeating patterns often in the places where you would least expect them. The most famous of these numbers is Archimedes' Constant, better known as Pi …

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Week 10 Diaper Pail

Written by Robert Andruskiewicz in 2018 on Tue 13 November 2018.

So far, our daughter has been pretty good to us. She gives us a good 6 hour stretch of sleep, then intervals of 2-3 hours, she doesn't cry very often unless she's hungry or we do her stretches for her stiff neck, and she normally pleasant with smiles and baby …

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Week 10 Preview

Written by Jeffrey Dugan in 2018 on Thu 08 November 2018.

be fore we start I just like to say that was a stellar recap Brian for week 9. You have inspired me to make sure my week 10 preview can be just as good a your recap and I can only thank you and only you for the motivation of …

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Week 9 Recap

Written by Brian Stockman in 2018 on Thu 08 November 2018.

What would you do? You're at the casino on New Years Eve, drunk and in the prime of your life. What would you do? You're at Ballos, and because of the holiday they're taking their time transitioning the place from restaurant to night club. People are still eating fancy, overpriced …

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Week 9 Diaper Pail

Written by Robert Andruskiewicz in 2018 on Mon 05 November 2018.

Sleep, who need sleep when you have a child that you know will wake up at all hours of the night? Probably foolish to stay up late to watch to see if cole measley scores more than 9.1 points, ironically his exact average going into the week, but fantasy …

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Week 9 Preview

Written by Jeffrey Dugan in 2018 on Sun 04 November 2018.

If the NFL would just abolish the Thursday night games my preview being posted today would be fine. But lets be real it is fine because it was two turds of teams playing I could expand on that but I’ll let bobby tell you why next time he writes …

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Week 8 Diaper Pail

Written by Robert Andruskiewicz in 2018 on Sat 03 November 2018.

Week 8 of the season, week 10 with my daughter, and other than trying to figure out if my daughter is smiling at me or having a muscle spasm in her face, my 6-2 record seems to be something I can always smile about. Nothing wipes a smile off someone's …

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Week 8 Recap

Written by Brian Stockman in 2018 on Wed 31 October 2018.

Happy Halloween

What does it mean to be haunted? As a firm believer in the scientific method I sincerely doubt that ghosts are real. There are rational explanations for all the hundreds of reported ghost sightings. Maybe it happened late at night, and you were half asleep and dreaming when …

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Week 8 Preview

Written by Jeffrey Dugan in 2018 on Thu 25 October 2018.

Its finally here, the half way point of the season. We could be further along but since I never make the playoffs I never sure if the playoffs go thru week 17. Many things have happened through 7 weeks of football. I could sit here and complain but ill leave …

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Week 7 Recap

Written by Brian Stockman in 2018 on Wed 24 October 2018.

We're past the halfway point of the season, let's see what the standings can tell us about the nature of fantasy football and ourselves. In a tale of two teams, Dom has the second lowest points on the season while Dugan has the second highest. Which one would you guess …

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Week 7 Diaper Pail

Written by Robert Andruskiewicz in 2018 on Tue 23 October 2018.

Not a lot of drama this week, other than the yelling and screaming that inevitably went down in the Dugan household on Monday Night. Makes you wonder, does Sarah take the time to find out why Dugan is yelling and screaming and console him, or does she simply ignore him …

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Week 6 Diaper Pail

Written by Robert Andruskiewicz in 2018 on Thu 18 October 2018.

I'd first like to thank Brian, for consistently reminding me to write the column time and time again. If only I had someone in my life who was constantly telling me and reminding me to do many of my tasks and responsibilities, I'd be a happier man indeed. Your persistence …

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Week 7 Preview

Written by Jeffrey Dugan in 2018 on Thu 18 October 2018.

Week 7 here and in the fantasy world what does that means....... Well in our league it means meek season is probably over. There are 5 teams tied for first and dom a game behind them. Meanwhile 3 other teams sit at 2 and 4 and enter a pivotal week …

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Week 6 Recap

Written by Brian Stockman in 2018 on Tue 16 October 2018.

The Impermanence of Man

Consider the absurd coincidence of your existence. Billions of galaxies exist in our vast universe, each with a billion individual stars, that have been burning for billions of years. One such star happens to have a planet circling around it at just the right distance to …

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Week 5 Diaper Pail

Written by Robert Andruskiewicz in 2018 on Thu 11 October 2018.

This diaper goes to a very, very grumpy man, none other than Jeffrey Dugan! Dugan traded his best assets behind Gurley for two players, one of which rode his bench, Freeman, while the other would have been better off joining his fellow trade-mate on the bench, Amari Cooper. It pains …

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Week 6 Preview

Written by Jeffrey Dugan in 2018 on Thu 11 October 2018.

Lady and and gentlemen your former commish and resident bottem dweller is here to mail in this preview faster then the 6 pump dump! so with out regret heres week 6 preview. Dugan VS MRS.hage ????????? only the fantsy gods can decide that. Defending Champ over Billy: IM picking dennis …

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Week 5 Recap

Written by Brian Stockman in 2018 on Tue 09 October 2018.

What does it mean to be first? It can mean a lot of things. It could mean you're the best of the best, the greatest fanstasy football player ever born, destined to a championship and all the ancillary prizes. It could be a temporary bout of luck, a quick glimpse …

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Week 4 Diaper Pail

Written by Robert Andruskiewicz in 2018 on Thu 04 October 2018.

Now that week 4 is OVER (Jeffrey), we once again the nail-biter of a performance came down to the last 2 minutes of MNF. At least this time, I was able to come out on the good side of that exchange. Needless to say, although all the action was on …

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