Week 5 Diaper Pail
This diaper goes to a very, very grumpy man, none other than Jeffrey Dugan! Dugan traded his best assets behind Gurley for two players, one of which rode his bench, Freeman, while the other would have been better off joining his fellow trade-mate on the bench, Amari Cooper. It pains me as a Raider fan to see Amari struggle, but man has be been bad. One catch for 10 yards..... adding monetary loss to insult his wager that cooper would get at least 10 points also gets factored in. I could only imagine Dugan's rage as the same my daughter gets when we pull the bottle away from her. Red in the face, fist clenched, uncontrollable screaming... did I describe Jeffrey or little baby Nina?
We are sorry for your mishap, as Jeffrey continues to seem to lead the league in points against every season. As a reminder, before dealing with Dom please shop your offers, there is seriously no reason not to.... seriously, no reason not to shop around DM someone to see what else is available.... Anyway, good luck to everyone but Brock!